Today Can Get F**ked | Bog Witch Bath Tea 160g

For the days when your nervous system is stuck in fight mode and you need a way to calm down before you say something you regret.

Today Can Get F**ked is a herbal bath soak for when you're one last straw away from burning everything to the ground and moving to the woods. This bath tea bag soak blends epsom salts, oats, passionflower herb, lavender and rose petals into one simple step. Drop it in, soak, throw it away. No chaos, no cleanup.

• Self care without the effort: It removes the barrier so you might actually take the bath
• No cleanup afterwards: You get the nice bath without dealing with the aftermath.
• Eases a tired, wired body: Helps you relax when everything feels tense.
• More than just a bath: Feels like a small, meaningful reset instead of a task.

What's in this bath tea?

Epsom salts (magnesium sulfate), oats, dried passionflower herb, dried lavender buds and dried rose petals to create a nervous system reset in a bath. It smells earthy and grounding and turns your bath into a soft cloudy soak with a swampy green tint.

Perfect for rage baths, overstimulated evenings, social hangovers, or days where literally everything and everyone can get f**ked.

Get in the bath. Ignore your phone. Rejoin society tomorrow.